THE HEADMASTER RITUAL
(The Smiths Cover)

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools
Spineless swines
Cemented minds

 

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1962
He does the military two-step down
The length of my neck


I wanna go home
I dont wanna stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake


Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates
I wanna go home
I dont want to stay
La la la la la la laleye
Ohh la la la laleye...

 

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools
Spineless ........

 

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902
He does the military two-step down
The length of my neck

 

I wanna go home
I dont want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake

 

Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold coming on
It grabs and devours
It kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And grabs and devours
I want to go home
I dont wanna stay
La la la la la la laleye
Ohh la la la laleye...